Monday, April 09, 2007




The Shesaurus is America's First Women's Dictionary/Thesaurus that dares to go where no other reference book has gone before!
Think YOU know women? You have no idea!

Take The Shesaurus Challenge. Match the words with the definitions listed below. Answers are at the bottom of the page.

Testatrix
(a) She’s a bitchy woman who will test your nerves.
(b) She's a woman with a will and testament, especially one who has died leaving a valid will.
(c) She’s a prostitute turning tricks on every available corner.

Astor’s Pet Horse
(a) She’s woman who trains derby horses for competitions.
(b) She’s a woman who’s overly dressed in jewelry, flashy name brands and gaudy make-up.
(c) She’s the secret mistress of a cheating husband.

Irish Beauty
(a) She’s a woman born in Ireland
(b) She’s a woman with 2 black eyes.
(c) She’s a pale skinned Caucasian woman in need of a sun kissed tan.

Clean-up Woman
(a) She’s a woman who cleans for a living.
(b) She’s the woman who gets all the lovin’ left behind from an Ex-lover. She will wipe his blues away and clean sweep him off his feet. She’ll take him in when you’ve dumped him out on the streets.
(c) She’s an assassin or hired hit woman.

Black Magic Woman
(a) She’s a voodoo priestess practicing traditional spells passed down from her ancestors.
(b) She’ll cast a spell that sends magnetic Eros of passion to caress your mind, body and soul.(c) She’s an African American woman who's gone mad.

Mutton Dressed as a Lamb
(a) She’s a young girl who dresses in promiscuous attire.
(b) She’s an older woman who dresses like a teenager.
(c) She’s a poor girl living on the streets.

Nullipara
(a) She’s a woman with a pair of huge breasts.
(b) She’s a woman who has not borne a child.
(c) She’s a woman studying to become a nun.

Author, Keshia Kola has ripped out the pages of etiquette and politics to create Pop Culture's first Hip Hop Women's Dictionary: The Shesaurus.

As a writer, I've always wanted a resource guide that provides options for even the most unflattering synonyms not found in your typical dictionary or thesaurus. With over 2000+ terms, The Shesaurus is the ultimate resource guide for any blogger, journalist, lyricist, screenwriter or author.

KK

***If you didn't answer (B) to all of the questions, you know nothing about women!! It's time to order your hilarious resource guide today!!***

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