“Very Interesting collage of terminology! Very interesting indeed!” ~ Monessa2005


I was writing dialogue for my character, Ms. Pearly. Ms. Pearly is a feisty old with a mouth like a sailor in heat. I had to choose my words very carefully. While flipping through various thesauri, dictionaries and roaming the web, I couldn't find what I needed. So, I created it.

I started making a list of all the words I knew. What started out as a simple hobby, became an obsession. I noted titles from ground breaking hilarious films, rhymes that provided reasons and salacious headlines. I listened to what he called her. I overhead she called the girl in the skimpy outfit. I answered pop cultures questions.

"This is hilarious! Are these terms that women are using? I’m wondering if there’s more of this. Thanks for the laughs.” ~ Maverk13

"Great concept! I do like the pop cultures mentions here and I am already familiar with the Sex and the City entries. I love the hasbian. Has not heard or read that one anywhere. Really love that! Overall, this is a very cute and comical piece.” ~Im1grlegrl

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I had a ball writing this. I would love to know what the writers of the world think. Not to mention students majoring in Women Studies programs.

The Shesaurus is Pop Culture's first women's dictionary-thesaurus that dares to go where no other reference book have gone before. It is the ultimate study guide that focuses on society's characterization of women from the 19th century Victorian to the today's Hip Hop Vixen.

Press release by Penmar Press, Inc.
Shesaurus© 2005-2008
ISBN: 978-0-615-22158-8
For Pre-orders please call (213) 804-9765

Think You Know Women? Take the Shesaurus- Jeopardy Challenge!

Here are the categories and sample questions to give you an idea of what to expect. Put on your thinking caps!

SHE MAKES ME SING:
Are title songs written by various music artist. For example...
Q: Popularized by Good Charlotte. She's a tattoo sportin', social distortin', hot chick with a fuck you attitude! Better run for cover, this good girl's gone mad!
A: What is Riot Girl.

SHE'S IN THE MOVIES:
Are movie titles about women. For example:
Q: She’s a crazy woman desperately clinging on to an emotional love affair. She’s dangerous, manipulative and psychotic. Glen Close portrayed this madwoman in the Oscar nominated film.
A: What is Fatal Attraction.

INTIALLY SPEAKING:
Are acronyms used to describe women.
Q: An organization of Mothers dedicated to educating young teenagers about drinking and driving.
A: What is M.A.D.D., Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

SEX AND THE CITY:
Are terms used on the show.
Q: She's been charmed by a bevy of penises. Some too big, too small, too wide and too long. She's looking for one that's just right!
A: What is Goldie Cocks.

TRIX ARE FOR KIDS:
Are terms that end with "TRIX"
Q: She stands to inherit an estate or trust fund.
A: What is Inheritrix.

EXCUSE ME MISS:
Are terms with a prefix of "MISS."
Q: She's among the elite high society. She walks around with a her nose in the air and a stick up her butt.
A: What is Miss Astorbilt.

Read this doc on Scribd: Jeopardy Shesaurus Challenge

The Shesaurus is America's first women's dictionary-thesaurus that dares to go where no other reference book have gone before. It is the ultimate study guide that focuses on society's characterzation of women from the 19th century Victorian to the today's Hip Hop Vixen.

The Shesaurus is a compilation of every idiom society has caste on women over the years. Women are under constant scrutiny and inspection, it seems the more power we gain the more labels we have attached to our name. This book goes beyond Herbst's Wimmin, Wimps & Wallflowers; it is a journey through history's influence on the female community.

As a writer, I've always wanted a resource guide that provides options for even the most unflattering synonyms not found in your typical dictionary or thesaurus. I hope you find The Shesaurus fun, resourceful and educational. I learned a great deal while researching these terms. Many of the terms can also apply to men but that will be for the follow up book entitled,

The Hesaurus.

Sample Entries include:

Agony Aunt British

She's a female who provides answers to reader's letters in a publication's QA column.

See: Sob Sister.

Alice Blue Gown

She's one of the girls in blue. She's a police officer.

See: Mama Bear, Barbie Billy Club, Jane Wayne, Goldie Locks, Copess, Judy Scuffer or Dickless Tracy.

All American Girl

She's a tough cookie who knows what she wants out of life. She dreams big, walks tall, falls hard, but keeps going through it all. She's an all American girl surviving in heartless world.

All Tits and Teeth Derog.

She's a female who uses her physical charm beauty to make money.

See: Vamp or Poison Ivy.

Alpha Girl

She's the ringleader or the Queen Bee of a clique. She's manipulative and bossy. It's her way or hell to pay! Rachel McAdams portrayed this dominating ruler in the hip flick, Mean Girls.

Amy John Derog.

Nickname for a butch-like, mannish lesbian.

See: Bulldagger, Butch, Diesel Dyke, Collar & Tie, Bumper, Lady Dudes or Studfish.

Andro Dyke (Androgynous Dyke)

1970's term for a lesbian who's somewhere between butch and femme or mannish and feminine.

See: Chapstick Lesbian, PC Dyke or Flannel-shirt Dyke.

Ann & Mia Derog.

Nickname for a young lady suffering from Anorexia or Bulimia.

Annie No Rattle Irish

She's one who pipes up at the end of the conversation. She's very quiet and shy.

See: Bird Mouth, Milk Toast, Mute or Namby Pamby.

Anti-Bride

Coined by author, Carolyn Gerin. She's the not-so-traditional bride. She will never gush at bridal magazines nor will she be on the front line to catch the bouquet at a wedding ceremony.

See: Runaway Bride.

Arch-dell

She's the female accomplice of a criminal gang leader. She's the Bonnie to his Clyde.

See: Doxy, Gunmoll, Gangsta Boo, Todder or Ride or Die Chick (Bitch).

Around the Way Girl

Hip HopShe's the coolest female on the block. Everyone wants to hang out with her or date her. "I need an around the way girl, she's the one for me..." – LL Cool J/ Around the Way Girl.

See: The Girl Next Door.

Article of Virtue

She's an article of virginity. She's never had sexual relations.

See: Cherry, Damsel, Maiden, Vestal or Greenhorn.

Astor's Pet Horse Derog.

She's an overly-dressed woman with layers and layers of make-up and fakeness. She's an over-dramatized, ghetto fabulous diva.

See: Chavette, Ghetto Fabulous, Bartholomew's Doll, Christmas Tree, Hot Mess, Sharon & Tracy or Mutton Dressed as a Lamb.

Babbling Cunt Derog.

She's a talkative, name-dropping, rumor starting, mouth-all-mighty. This girl is the gardener for the grapevine.

See: Chatty Patty, Mouth-All-Mighty, Clashbag, Gabby, Magpie, Yenta or Windbag.

Backlight Barbie Derog.

Under a disco ball she appears to be a sexy star shining bright, but under a sober lamp she's a hideous sight.

See: Butterface, Double Bagger, Eye Patch Candy, Mona, Airedale or a Bag of Smacked Twats.

Backstreet Wife Derog.

She's the mistress of a cheating or unsatisfied husband.

See: Spare Rib, Shack Job, Courtesan, The Other Woman, Concubine or Best Girl.

Balabusta/ Balehbusteh Yiddish

She's an efficient housewife, the Martha Stewart or Cadillac of housewives.

See: June Cleaver, Goodwife, Apron, Suzie Homemaker or Stepford Wife.

Ball Buster/Wrecker

She's a woman who will challenge any man's masculinity. Her strong mind can turn the toughest dude into a babbling sissy.

See: Ass Breaker, Cruella, Backbiter, Dragon Lady, Hellcat or Mad Woman.

Barbie Billyclub Derog.

She's a female police officer.

See: Alice Blue Gown, Mama Bear, Dickless Tracy, Goldie Locks, Lady Bear or Barbie Billyclub.

Barrack Hack Derog.

She's woman who regularly attends military balls in search of man.

2.) She's a prostitute.

See: Camp Follower.

Circassian Beauty
Legend has it in the late 1860’s, they were the “purest” stock of beautiful Caucasian
women. They were in high demand and purchased for the pleasure of a Turkish or
Russian Sultans. Known for their “moss hair” they were exhibited in circus
sideshows and dime museums.

Classy Chassy (Chassis)
She's a woman with an attractive figure or bodacious body.
See: Brick House, Dime Piece, Perfect 10, Stallion, Bombshell, Battleship, Bonzarina
or Hottie.

Clean-up Woman
Coined by 70’s sensation, Betty Wright. She’s the woman who gets all the lovin’ left
behind from an Ex. She will wipe his blues away and clean sweep him off his feet.
She’ll take him in when you’ve dumped him out on the streets.

Comfortable Impudence
She's a mistress who's eager to take the place of the old Ball and Chain.
See: Spare Rib, Shack Job, Hogan’s Goat, Kept Woman or Concubine.

Consulate Mother Whore
Term coined by the movie: The Best Man. She is what every man wishes for, a
woman who has great business sense, a nurturing provider and a freak in the bed.

Corazón Espinado Spanish

She's a heartless woman who will take your mind, body and soul only to leave you
with sorrowful pain. She appears to be a flower, but every rose has it's thorns.
Term coined by Santana.

Covent Garden Abbess
She’s a female pimp or procuress. Covent Garden is the hooker hotspot in London.

See: Pimptress, Madam, Abedesa or Bawd.

Daughters of Bilitis (D.O.B.)
This is a lesbian rights organization formed in 1955 as a social alternative to lesbian bars.
"Bilitis" is based off a fictional lesbian character in Pierre Louys' 1894 The Songs of Bilitis.

Deuce Derog. Hip Hop
She’s an ugly woman unable to tip the beauty scale. She only ranks 2 out of a possible 10.
See: Biffer, Mona, Frowsy, Frump, Roach or Ogress.

Dickless Tracy
She's a female police officer.
See: Alice Blue Gown, Mama Bear, Goldie Locks or Lady Bear.

Digital Woman
She’s connected to high-speed modems and laptops. She refuses to settle for a 9 to 5. She
runs her own business achieving financial freedom and independence.

Doily Dyke
She's a lipstick femme lesbian who is attracted to other feminine lesbians.

Dolly Dagger
Coined by the wicked legendary musician, Jimi Hendrix.
She’s a bloodthirsty woman after your mind, body and soul. Her loving is so strong…“Her
tongue can scratch the soul out of the devil’s wife.” Jimi Hendrix/First Rays of the New
Rising Sun.
See: Corazon Espinado, Easy Lover or Heartbreaker.

Dutch Breezer Girl
She’s prep girl who lives in the valley. Her conversations consist of “Like” or “Oh my
Gosh,” and she ends every sentence like it’s a question? With an upward inflection? At the
end of every sentence?
See: Valley Girl or Mall Flower.

Dykon
She's a lesbian icon like KD Lang, Melissa Ethridge or Ellen Degeneres.

Earthy-crunch Dyke
She’s flaky, veggie-eating lesbian who prefers bean sprouts over a fat juicy burger. She worships all that is in tune with Mother Nature.

Enthusiastic Amateur Derog.
She's a young inexperienced prostitute or promiscuous girl.
See: Prostitot, Fast Ass, Round Heel, Town Pump, Jump Off, Tramp, Cheap Trick or Charity Girl.

Everything Butt Girl Derog.
Coined by Emmy Award series, Sex and the City. She’s a girl willing to do everything but have relations. She will blow, suck, grind and bite, but her loving she will save for another night.

Executrix
She's named in a descendant’s will to carry out the provisions of said will.

Eye Patch Candy Derog.
She’s a not so attractive or ugly female.
She’s so ugly, she climbed the ugly latter and didn’t miss a step.
See: Bag, Biffer, Beastie, Double Bagger or Troll.

F.B.I.A
She's the Freakiest Bitch in America. Term coined by comedienne, Mo'Nique.

Fag Hag
She's a mature woman who carries her male gay friends as a clutch to conceal their true identity.
See: Beard or Fruit Fly.

Fashion Roadkill
She's a model who falls on the runway during a fashion show. Coined by Sex and the City.

Fat Slags Derog. British
They are sexy, promiscuous, full-figured woman who lives to eat, drink, fuck and be happy! Coined from the self-titled British comic book, Viz.
See: FAT, Chank, Buffarilla, BBW or Bit of Crumb.

Fatal Attraction
She’s a crazy woman desperately clinging on to an emotional love affair. She’s dangerous, manipulative and psychotic. Glen Close portrayed this madwoman in the Oscar nominated film.
See: Bunny Boiler, Stage 5 Clinger or Psycho Hose Beast.

Fellatrix
She's a female who loves giving head.
See: Barbecue, Bobber, Hose Beast, Superhead or Cum Junkie.

Femme Fatale
She’s an irresistibly attractive villainous woman, who leads men into danger and disaster. Rebecca Romain-Stamos portrayed this spicy character in the film: Femme Fatale. French for “deadly woman.”
See: BBD or Jade.

Flapper Derog.
She's a "new breed" of woman in the roaring 20's who rocked short sleek hair, smoked from long cigarette holders and epitomized the spirit of a wild rebel! She danced in Jazz clubs and reveled in painting the town red! She was known as a risk taker, the complete opposite of the "Gibson girl."

Flat Buns Hip Hop
She's a woman with a bony ass as flat as a pancake. She's a member of the itty bitty booty committee. "Stand sideways, girl, you disappear. Flat buns, I like flat buns." - Flat Buns/ Carl's Jr. Commercial.

See: Noassatall.

Floradora Girls
They are a group of popular, sexy risqué dancers from the 1900 London Operetta. They performed on Broadway in musicals as showgirls. Greatly admired by men who would wait backstage with marriage proposals!

Forbidden Fruit
She’s an underage girl or young lady.
See: Jail Bait, San Quentin Quail, Spring Chicken, Gosling, Young Tender, Bubble Gummer, Poppet, Lass or Biddy.

Fuckenstein
She’s the lucky building tenant who gets all the late night booty calls. No one can keep up or control fuckenstein! She’s gotta have it! Coined by Sex and the City.
See: Sack Chaser, Ms. Dial-a-Dick, Sex Shooter, Darling Nikki, Hammer, Sex Fiend, Nympho, FBIA, Man Eater or Vamp.

G.R.I.T.S.
She's a Girl Raised In The South.

See: Southern Belle.

Gamine
She's a neglected girl left to run about the streets.
2.) She’s a mischievous girl equipped with street knowledge as a way of survival. She comes from the school of hard knocks.

Gangsta Boo Hip Hop
She only dates thugs or tru soldiers. She’s your right hand woman, the one who will always put it down for you and have your back. Don’t test this boo’s gangsta or she’ll cut you!
See: Gunmoll, Ride or Die Bitch.

Ghetto Fabulous Hip Hop
She's a woman who lives or was born in the ghetto, but acts and dresses like she's from Hollywood or Beverly Hills.

2.) She's a woman who loves to dress in designer clothing from head to toe.

Gold Digger Hip Hop
This female will only date men with money, power and respect. You must be bling-blinging before she will look your way.
See: Mickey T, Gimme Girl, Shine-eyed Girl, Hi Maintenance, Paper Chaser, Material Girl, Bopper or Cambridge Fortune.

Goldie Cocks
She's been charmed by a bevy of penises. Some too big, too small, too wide and too long. She's looking for one that's just right! Coined by Emmy Award winning series, Sex and the City.

Gold-star Lesbian
She’s a proud lesbian who has not had sex or will ever have sex with a man or bisexual. She receives a gold star for her self-righteous faithfulness.

Grade Digger
She's will only talk to you to cheat on a test, or get you to do her homework.

Granola Dyke
She’s the new age lesbian who refuses to eat un-earthly meats. She prefers tofu over mooshu and Birkenstocks over Reebox.

See: Earthy-crunch Dyke.

Press release by Penmar Press, Inc.
Shesaurus© 2005-2008
ISBN: 978-0-615-22158-8
For Pre-orders please call (213) 926-1478

The Shesaurus is America's First Women's Dictionary/Thesaurus that dares to go where no other reference book has gone before!
Think YOU know women? You have no idea!

Take The Shesaurus Challenge. Match the words with the definitions listed below. Answers are at the bottom of the page.

Testatrix
(a) She’s a bitchy woman who will test your nerves.
(b) She's a woman with a will and testament, especially one who has died leaving a valid will.
(c) She’s a prostitute turning tricks on every available corner.

Astor’s Pet Horse
(a) She’s woman who trains derby horses for competitions.
(b) She’s a woman who’s overly dressed in jewelry, flashy name brands and gaudy make-up.
(c) She’s the secret mistress of a cheating husband.

Irish Beauty
(a) She’s a woman born in Ireland
(b) She’s a woman with 2 black eyes.
(c) She’s a pale skinned Caucasian woman in need of a sun kissed tan.

Clean-up Woman
(a) She’s a woman who cleans for a living.
(b) She’s the woman who gets all the lovin’ left behind from an Ex-lover. She will wipe his blues away and clean sweep him off his feet. She’ll take him in when you’ve dumped him out on the streets.
(c) She’s an assassin or hired hit woman.

Black Magic Woman
(a) She’s a voodoo priestess practicing traditional spells passed down from her ancestors.
(b) She’ll cast a spell that sends magnetic Eros of passion to caress your mind, body and soul.(c) She’s an African American woman who's gone mad.

Mutton Dressed as a Lamb
(a) She’s a young girl who dresses in promiscuous attire.
(b) She’s an older woman who dresses like a teenager.
(c) She’s a poor girl living on the streets.

Nullipara
(a) She’s a woman with a pair of huge breasts.
(b) She’s a woman who has not borne a child.
(c) She’s a woman studying to become a nun.

Author, Keshia Kola has ripped out the pages of etiquette and politics to create Pop Culture's first Hip Hop Women's Dictionary: The Shesaurus.

As a writer, I've always wanted a resource guide that provides options for even the most unflattering synonyms not found in your typical dictionary or thesaurus. With over 2000+ terms, The Shesaurus is the ultimate resource guide for any blogger, journalist, lyricist, screenwriter or author.

KK

***If you didn't answer (B) to all of the questions, you know nothing about women!! It's time to order your hilarious resource guide today!!***

http://www.shesaurus.com

Press release by Penmar Press, Inc.
Shesaurus© 2005-2008
ISBN: 978-0-615-22158-8
For Pre-orders please call (213) 926-1478

The ever so sexy and comedic author, Keshia Kola has ripped out the pages of etiquette and politics to create Pop Culture's first Hip Hop Women's Dictionary: The Shesaurus.

Daring to go where no other reference book have gone before, The Shesaurus is a hilarious, enlightening collection of idioms society has caste on women over the years. Loaded with illustrious illustrations, The Shesaurus is complete with Hip Hop, Yiddish to British and Irish slang terms. Every woman should have this book!

Have you ever been labelled or characterized as a: Ride or Die Chick, Wet Blanket, M.I.L.F, Secret Sex Girl or Beard? Not sure if you've been dissed or praised? Too embarrassed to ask? The Shesuarus provides all the answers and much more!

As a writer, I've always wanted a resource guide that provides options for even the most unflattering synonyms not found in your typical dictionary or thesaurus. With over 2000+ terms, The Sheaurus is the ultimate resource guide for any journalist, lyricist, screenwriter or author.

Are you ready to test your knowledge of women? Think you know women? You have no idea!

Pre-order your copy of today!

http://www.shesaurus.com/

Keshia Kola

Press release by Penmar Press, Inc.
Shesaurus© 2005-2008
ISBN: 978-0-615-22158-8
For Pre-orders please call (213) 926-1478

Author, Keshia Kola takes Hip Hop Women’s Dictionary, The Shesaurus (Penmar Press) on tour. Keshia will kick off the tour on April 28-29 2007 joining Los Angeles Times 12th Annual Festival of Books with over 130,000 + Passionate Readers, 370 + Famous Authors all on the campus of UCLA. The prestigious UCLA houses over 25,000 undergrads and 11,000 grads.

Other stops include: NYC Book Expo America (May 31-June 3), The Chicago Tribune Book Fair (June 9-10), Harlem Book Fair (July 20-22) and the Miami Book Fair (Nov 4-11).

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About The Shesaurus:

The Shesaurus is a dictionary/ thesaurus that dare to go where no other reference book has gone before! This hilarious collection features: Hip Hop, Yiddish, Irish, British and American slang terms!

Author, Keshia Kola has ripped out the pages of etiquette and politics to create Hip Hop’s first gender based resource guide. Complete with over 1500 idioms and sexy, illustrious illustrations by Diana Ponce, Dragonslayer (Ashley) and Lara Wolf. The Shesaurus dares you to test your knowledge of women with such entries as:

Back Stage Barbie
Chaleria
Yemaya
Ride or Die Chick
Stage Five Clinger
Brasser
Bunny Boiler
Doxy
Leather Spinster


About the Author:

Keshia Kola, (born Marquisha Gatewood) was raised in the buckeye state, Cincinnati, Ohio. She is a comedy writer, screenwriter and author of three flagship books: The Shesaurus, Hesaurus & Sexaurus. She is currently working on “The Bad Girls of Comedy: Uncensored,” featuring today’s hottest, baddest female comedians to benefit women in recovery for breast cancer. She is also a community advocate. Keshia is no stranger to developing fund raising campaigns to benefit the community.
Keshia currently resides in Los Angeles.



Sponsorship Opportunities are available for The Shesaurs Book Tour
For additional information on packages, contact:

Keshia Kola
keshiakola@yahoo.com
keshiakola@shesaurus.com
www.myspace.com/keshiakola
www.shesaurus.com

Press release by Penmar Press, Inc.
Shesaurus© 2005-2008
ISBN: 978-0-615-22158-8
For Pre-orders please call (213) 926-1478